Friday 12 December 2008

War Crimes Exclusive

Police have decided that there will be no charges brought in the case of Mr Gordon Brown who was facing allegations of having taking part in the assisted deaths of almost a million Iraqi and Afghan nationals. Mr Brown had said that he was not there when these deaths took place, on many occasions he was to be found in the House of Commons. Though aware of the proceedings Mr Brown pointed out that he did not know any of the people concerned.

Inspector Hound of the Metropolitan Police said that the case was a difficult one. "In the end we were left without a leg to stand on" he said "as were many of the people involved - this was a case that should never have been bought" he continued "assistance never arose because most of these people had no wish to die". Mr Brown declared himself very relieved "It's not as if I held a gun to anyone's head" he said "I got Corporal Atkins to do that".

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